Anticipation

We've ended up with such a large volume of footage from the past month that the premier of the DaHoodCondo.com: Real Werld will be delayed till either Thursday night or Friday at the latest.  - A 

Last Daze

It's been a crazy month so far and it's gotten even crazier in the past couple days. I've been kicking it here at da condo since june 28th, during which time I fractured a cheekbone and eyesocket, but still got hyphy with the rest of the crew. The Real World: Da Hood Condo edition will be up in the next day or two to showcase some of the action.

Early last night, Da House visited Da Condo for the first time. Seanyj counted a total of 22 people sitting in legitimate furniture, a new record. The groups then split off: one group drove to Da Hood House and went 18 dummy, the other group, which I was in, enjoyed a quieter evening. Creighton, who rolled up last night, is still passed out on a couch after hearing some ill mixes made up on spot by the production team of DJ Adrizzle and DJ fryanator. The parties ended at around 3:00 AM at Da Condo, and as far as I know at around 7:00 AM at Da House. Thankfully, my keys are still here.

We have had our first three females stay the night, only two of which have been actual condo members. Pass some congrats on to the new young slay. Micah, taking up spot #2, stayed for three nights before she left Mt. Hood. As of Sunday, Kirsten is the newest girl and newest member to stay with us for over 24 hours. Happy 20th birthday!

Warnick leaves today, ending his streak of belligerency. Hopefully we can still get some last-minute footy today with young ginger.

- Fry face

Shananagan's with Spriggs

Sorry for the delay but the festivities lasted two days long. Various locations were bombarded by da hood condo and adult beverages were disappearing. Yes we did have guests with us, and yes it was the kissing booth chickas! But, Da most shata pro has joined da condo and its the one and only John Spriggs! Fires were blazing at dahoodhouse.com, and also in young Adank's bedroom. The past three days have been rough on the liver so the only way to recoup is go to Brightwood beach four days in a row. Young Fry  is leaving soon so it's time to get back to the shanagans.

-Joseph 

                 

    

                         youngin 

young shasta 

This is F***ing unacceptable

After finally, finally making it back from a night at the HOodhouse on the floor, wanting nothing more in the world, NOTHING more than to sleep in my kingsize bed, I was greeted by World War 3 going on literally 2 feet outside of our condo 0n three sides of the unit. Cranes, jackhammers, wrecking balls,  nail guns.. I tried sleeping for 5 minutes still drunk from last night before running outside in my boxers screaming at the manager, construction workers and called the landlord. Honestly, few things legit piss me off and this did it.  

- ps thanks to pappa Wallisch for the delicious breakfast sandwiches. 

Clean condo

We are fully prepared for guests and da hood condo is spiffed to a tee(tall)! Young Brogan is still yet to do the dishes but did a great job cleaning everywhere else! Today there was a kissing booth in downtown Government Camp. They only excepted cash so with only credit card in hand i took the will to invite the pretty ladies over. The night is young so we will be back soon  with an update on the shananagans.

  - High Profile 

Scofield departs today..

And then there were six..... the remaining occupants of DaHoodCondo are sad to report that Young Cinematographer left today - headed for Martini's in Boulder to work on the movie and to relax, after logging countless hours of footage for Stept and friends in the last two weeks. 

Thanks for the T-bell drive through, it was delicious. Bless up.  - AM

Compton's New Haircut

Long hair is played. Ian knew the only way to bombard a new stylistic barrier was to attack it head on, with a bowl. Compton's fresh bowlcut out of a 90's sitcom gloats his independence and originality in front of the ladies, and empowers every room he steps in, leaving our hair weak and inferior. All Hail The Bowlcut:

On a side note, today is Scofield's last day skiing/filming. He's logged over 500 of some of the dopest park shots we've seen all year. Be sure to check out www.steptproductions.com for more!

Matty Mo is no mo!

Today was the departure day of young Matt Morrison aka young UFC. With that being said, everyone " especially young choked outs Tami and Scoff" can now rest peacefully and good vibes are back in order. Dirty spliffs and hatred are on a plane, and pretty ladies and shata one bless up spriggs is coming in the door! So peace, we'll miss you Moses!

-Louis John 

"Real Werld episode 1: DaCondo"  Coming Soon 

Fire on the Mountain

Yesterday after another banger bluebird day on the glacier, Seany J, Matty Mo, Joe Joe, Charlie O, and Sco hiked up the random mountain next to dahoodcondo which we believe to be part of SkiBowl. Since we had no idea what the mountain was called on the way up, we declared it Death Mountain for its sliding rocks and 6 inch wide trail on a 70 degree slope. Only the peak opened up from the trees and the first thing we saw was Mt Hood:
Behind us was an amazing Oregon landscape:
We all felt great to be in isolation from dahoodcondo which has been crowded by randoms all the time. Da boys in their element:

-Scofield

BROGAN BLOG UPDATE

Hey guys!!!!

does anyone else think it is sketchy and lame to hang out with 13-14 year old girls???? well i absolutely do.....but on a lighter note, i saw harry potter tonight with e'dollo and young wannabee magoon......It was my second time seeing this witty movie!!! So stop being counter productive and go see this excellent movie... and EMMA WATSON is stunningly gorgeous.....

big ups to my man Liam Downiii for only twisting his fragile ankle bone, and not breaking it.... heal upppps

mucho respecto.....

broggyyy

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DaBrotherHood Edit

We had a few minor technical difficulties but we finally got da first HoodCondo edit online. Also recognize there is nothin' but love for our croniess at DaHoodHouse, as I am at their penthouse to use their luxury internet, and they are the truest thugs in the game. I'm workin on the next edito but for the meantime, catch up with the condo. booyakah

DaBrotherHood Edit from Connor Scofield on Vimeo.

Slingin

I can't take it anymore... my collarbone is still very much broken but It's been almost 2 weeks now and I'm bringing my crippled ass up to the slopes today. After so many days of sitting around, mixing fresh fruit with shitty vodka, hitting on moms at the Lagoon, eating vicoden and playing skate 2, I am stoked to get up on the snow and make some turns.

- adrian

And The Madness Continues...

This morning our roommate Clayton Vila dipped back to the east coast and Warnick & Seany J drove him so Brogan, Keefer, Dale, Chowens, Joe Joe, Matty Mo, and I went up to Mount Hood Ski Camp. MHSSC is straight fire and big ups to everyone working and letting us film all day there. Here we ran into thugalug Evan Williams, Dan Brown, and none other than EC Headwear's Matty B, who I should add was throwing DOWN. Pat Warner was with them, throwing the first Pattycake 9's ever, ballin'. Mad edit footy was captured and I came back to da condo to a normally raging Warnick who just landed the first Dub flip in Skate 2, say something Wallisch, we got dat on replay. Seany J stepped it up with a dub flip to afterbanggggg. Harry Potter sounds dope tonight but I have to finish this DaBrotherHood edit so you can all cream of mushroom all over the place. BTW, it's sunny as balls so we're going to the Lagoon to go mack on cougars. Kick back, twist that, we're droppin bombs on yall tonight
-Scofield

Farewell Fellacio, Hello Homeboys

After seeing the most homosexual movie of my life, Bruno, we needed to wash away the massive array of penises we had just seen on a big screen for 2 hours. Luckily our long time "girl friends" nearby in condo 106 had a going away party so we decided to venture over there and the rest is gone from memory. Joe Joe wondered back to our locked condo door at 4:30am and banged on the door for 10 minutes which probably pissed a few other customers here. "im proud we actually get out and interact with the rest of the world instead of being insolated in a little den like dahoodhouse."-brogggggs

Next, as there is no hate for our bredrens at dahoodhouse, we feel as though Shea has abandoned us for their lavish lifestyle. I'd also like to add that Mickey's is my new favorite malt beverage. As it is 9am, i need to devour my Iron Chef beer brat and potatoes breakfast and bless up. JAH
-Scofield


big ups to our boy COMPTON who gets hurr tomorrow!

BIG NEWS FROM BROGAN

Hello my fellow cronies.....I am very pleased to announce that Brogan will have his very own, special updates that will keep your mind thriving and aching for more!!!!!!! And unlike "the Hood house" (note the "the") >this signifies that they are not true ignant shatas<>Your mind will not get sucked into the monotonous abyss of the other website!!!!!(no hate)

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the most G alive

- Broggyy

wu wu tang

the sink is fixed! and more

so I woke up this morning quite groggy to the annoying giggles of 5 roommates in the kitchen/8bedroom/living room already yelling at each other over nothing. To my surprise, Dale and Joe Joe went to town on the grossest, most stacked dished sink ever. Our disposal that has been broken for over a week is now semi-working thanks to the retrieval of three pennies, a screw, and a glass. Now we can only pray that the sink can be kept somewhat clean for the next month. The weather is dull with drizzling rain and clouds engulfing the mtn. I think half the condo may go see Bruno today but for now, Matty Mo and I are headin' to the Govy General Store for food and the morning paper(s). A special shout out to Sean Kennedy who leaves the condo today. Thanks for your dishwork, sarcasm, and love for sloppy seconds, period.
-Scofield

Injuries

Charlie (July 1rst): Cased the Poorboyz jump, knee to face- severe concussion and carted off the hill brought to Portland Hospital.

ns fry (July 2nd): Overshot 3rd jump in public - knee to face, shattered face, bruised and battered domestic style brought to the same hospital as Owens.

Adrian (July 4th): Broken right collarbone running too ignant called 911 around 4am put on morphine and driven to Hood River hospital. Lots of vicoden prescribed, no skiing for a while.

too hyph 4th of July

A lot of what went down that night on the 4th is too inappropriate up to post about... I'll do my best to summarize quick. After lapping public park in the morning we ended up back at the condo no later than 2pm.. spotted some beezys (a rare item in govy..) lurking in the pool and decided to bring half a handle worth of Margaritas down to the lagoon and start the festivities/spit some game.

By 4pm most of us were far on the way to being fully ignant as the Jose quickly disapeared and overpriced 30 racks were emptied.. and me and tammy continued to slay the table, winning 6 games straight before finally getting too crunk to make shots.

morning shredin
dumb in the bay

jose slayed by 3:00

By nightfall shit began to get out of control and we split up... 1 crew somehow made it to DaHoodHouse , while the other half stayed back and continued to fuck the condo up more and create more noise complaints. Everyone was just as merked over there in Welches, bottles of nightrane did work quick. After partying and bullshitting for a while, the decision was made to migrate back up to Govy and offically party at Stu's/beezys house down the street from our condo...

I don't remember being there but it looked like fun.

I won't name any names but some haggard racer beezys got slayed, kids hit by fireworks, lots of waterballoons popped and a broken collarbone...

GET CAUGHT UP - 2 WEEKS OF UPDATES

It took a while to get this up mostly cause the wireless is super weak here and theres been lots of distractions.. It's been almost 2 weeks now and so much shit has gone down I'm having trouble knowing where to start. Ima try and get everything updated here and caught up until today.

The condo is in Government Camp, Oregon - bout a 10 minute drive from the lifts up at Timberline on Mt Hood. Since I booked it from the east coast I really did not know what to expect but I knew things would get real ignant with a quickly growing list of kids arriving but shit has really been straight ridiculous.

Charlie Owens arrived 12th of June so they have been here for a while.... Real talk - this place is made to sleep 5-6 people maxiumum. A nice place for a family or a couple to vacation modestly. As of today, July 12th, we have 13 kids living here. Here's what the layout looks like:

dacondo

hallway

kitchen

livin room
porch

skate2.. on at least 12 hours a day

the lagoon

charlie and seanys closet beds

adrian's room
brogan's gay little corner
bedroom

bathroom

- Adrian